What About Joan page
All 13 Season One Episodes:
gs: Mitchell Fain (Waiter) Greta Honold (Maya) Bruce Jarchow (Bob) Maia Madison
Joan Gallagher, a high school teacher, is caught off guard when Jake, a banker,
proposes to her after only six weeks and nine dates. After she doesn't answer,
he realizes that he's more committed to the releation than she is. Joan then
turns to her friend who happens to be a psychiatrist, Dr. Ruby Stern, for
advice. Joan goes to see Jake at his apartment and finds that he's not as nice
as he had been earlier. At Joan's urging, Jake withdraws his proposal and
decides to continue their relationship a little more slowly; Meanwhile, Joan's
friend, Betsy, also a teacher, continues her secret romance with fellow teacher,
Mark. Joan meets her new teaching aide, Alice Adams, whom she instantly likes.
b: 27-Mar-01 pc: 101 w: Gwen Macsai d: Michael Lembeck
NOTE: The series will be shot entirely in Chicago and is the first time a sitcom
has taped its entirety anywhere besides New York and Los Angeles. Joan Cusack
only agreed to do the show if it was taped in Chicago (so she can spend time
with her family).
Episode writer and series creator Gwen Macsai was two years ahead of Joan when
both attended Evanston Township High School. This episode received a 10.5
Nielson rating, debuting as the No. 1 program on Tuesday night in Adults 18-49,
representing ABC's most watched mid-season bow in 3 years and qualifies as the
only series ever to build on "Dharma & Greg" among total viewers.
The premiere had 14.9 million viewers.
2. Sex Talk
In an effort to find out what possible problems may lie ahead for her
relationship with Jake, Joan sets out to uncover them now rather than waiting
for any explosions later. When she asks Jake if she is the best lover he ever
had, and doesn't get the response she was hoping for, Joan attempts to learn new
ways of making things better in that department. Meanwhile, Betsy knows she must
move on from her relationship with Mark because it's only bringing her pain. The
only way she can think to do it is to have Ruby start dating him in order to
distract him. Unfortunately, things go much too well in Mark's eyes and he's
suddenly smitten with his ex's best friend.
b: 03-Apr-01 pc: 102 w: Gwen Macsai d: Michael Lembeck
3. Joan Meets the Parents
gs: Ron Dean (Jake's Father) Stefanie Powers (Jake's Mother) Misha Kuznetsov (Sergei)
Jake's reluctant to introduce his parents to Joan. "They're the most
judgmental people alive," he tells her after they do meet (and hit it
off... badly). So she invites them to dinner in a frenzied effort to make a good
b: 10-Apr-01 pc: 108 w: Jon Vitti d: Lee Shalit-Chemel
4. Quid Pro Quo
gs: Bruce Jarchow (Bob)
Joan and Mark find themselves in trouble with the police. Due to Joan's pushing,
Mark drives faster in order to get to Joan's niece's recital on time and ends up
getting pulled over. Thinking he's doing the smart thing, Mark slips a twenty in
with his license and registration and is promptly arrested for attempting to
bribe a police officer. After spending a rough night in the slammer, Joan's
guilt at pushing him to drive fast gets the better of her and it's now her goal
to find Mark good representation to get him off the hook. She then realizes that
not only is Jake a smart investment banker, but he also passed the Bar and can
b: 17-Apr-01 pc: 105
NOTE: This episode was filmed at the Chicago Studio City location on West Taylor
Street on December 8, 2000.
5. Joan Sets Up Alice
Jake introduces Joan to his friend, Ben, who happens to be a chef looking to
open his own restaurant. Realizing what a great adventure this could be, Jake
and Joan decide to invest in Ben's dream and start the ball rolling on making
his dream come true. Meeting Ben also sparks an idea in Joan…to set him up
with Alice who hasn't had the best of luck with men lately. Ben and Alice meet,
only to find they have a lot in common, and set off on a whirlwind courtship
that suddenly comes to a halt when Ben realizes he has too much to battle right
now as it is without having to worry about a new relationship. The news
devastates Alice, until Mark, in all of his wackiness, intervenes and turns
6. Ruby Doobie Doo
Sensing that Jake is in a "funk," Joan encourages him to get some
professional counseling, a la Dr. Ruby Stern. Against his better judgment, he
agrees to go and talk to Ruby, although it feels strange to divulge his most
intimate thoughts to Joan's best friend. During their session, it's Ruby who has
a breakthrough, realizing that somehow along the way, she never pursued her
first love of singing, for fear that she would fail. Concerned that she would
never be the best, she never tried. In an effort to push Ruby past the point of
fear, Joan sets up an opportunity for her to perform at an open mic club.
NOTE: This episode was filmed at the Chicago Studio City location on West Taylor
Street on February 16, 2001.
7. The Curse of the Sweater
After going through old photo albums, Jake learns that Joan used to make
hand-knitted sweaters for all of her past boyfriends. He pushes her to make one
for him but she adamantly refuses. After much pushing, Jake finds out the real
reason she won't make him one is because when she did in the past, she'd end up
having a huge fight with the boyfriend which resulted in their breakup. Not
wanting to repeat history, she thinks it's better to avoid altogether. In
typical Joan style, we learn that it wasn't the sweater that broke up those
relationships, but Joan's insecurities.
8. Free Speech
Just as Joan's high school Speech Team wins the Illinois Speech championship and
gets ready to head to San Francisco for Nationals, word comes down that the
school board is cutting funds for all of their teams and clubs. A competition
among club sponsors, including Joan, Mark, Betsy and Alice, ignites with
everyone trying to pitch to the board why their club should not suffer the loss.
When the dramatic and charismatic basketball coach has his turn at the podium,
it's obvious by his "presentation" that the rest of them don't stand a
chance until he realizes others are just as deserving of the money and he
instead gives it to Joan.
NOTE: This episode was taped at the Chicago Studio City location on West Taylot
Street on March 9, 2001.
9. The Proposal
It appears that Betsy is getting very antsy to have Mark propose, which he is a
long way from doing. So she takes some of Jake's advice: act like you don't care
and watch him come crawling. Betsy follows through and gets the reaction she was
hoping for! Ruby gets a book deal to spread her wisdom, and a pesky publicist
along the way.
10. Betsy's Wedding
The big day arrives for Mark and Betsy, who have planned to finally walk down
the aisle. However, a massive snowfall in Chicago sets out to destroy their
dream day, until Joan intervenes to make it all work out, as usual. With Mark
stuck at the church with Jake, Alice, Mark's half-brother Herman and the
minister, and with Betsy stuck at Joan's with Joan and Ruby, they incorporate
new methods to make their union happen at all costs: THE PHONE. It's not the
most romantic way, but it gets the job done!
11. Joan's Sister Visits
gs: Ann Cusack (Ann)
Joan's nerves are going at full-speed with the thought of Jake meeting her
sister Ann who is due to come into town for a visit. The pair meet and hit it
off, but all good moods come to a crashing stop when Joan realizes Ann is having
problems at home. Ruby gets pleasantly distracted by a "silent cowboy
type" and Betsy can't stand to be away from Mark any longer and works for a
reunion between the two.
NOTE: Ann Cusack is Joan's real-life sister.
12. Mr. Roboto
Having felt that she lost Mark to Ruby, Betsy goes into a depression that the
girls work to get her out of. Ruby decides to throw Betsy a party that is filled
with fabulous, eligible men that can swoon over her and remind her of what a
catch she is to SOMEONE out there. The party works. Joan unintentionally offends
Jake with the comment that he's "dry and stuffy" and that his job
probably is what makes him that way. That comment irks Jake and they go several
days without talking. It doesn't take long for Joan to realize that Jake really
isn't stuffy and infact, he's perfect for her!
gs: Rose McGowan ()
Joan and Jake's relationship is tested when a sultry seminar leader comes onto
Jake while on a business retreat. When Joan finds out that Jake may face
temptation, she falls apart at the thought of his infidelity. Ruby, Betsy and
Alice come together to get her through her "breakdown" until Joan
realizes there is nothing to worry about. She's got a good thing.
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